Suburbia's Greatest Prank:

Bankruptcy's a bitch

then again so is marriage

happily-ever-after living parents

yelling so loud got Annie thinking the walls around her will crack

stressing over money so bad

ma's aged ten years in one month 

guess I should have saved that twenty 

I gave to the homeless junkie who lives in the weeds underneath celebration parks bridge

I guess the whole world's shot now

start tearing posters promising peace off my walls

ripping apart clothes and poems

anger feeling like cocaine  

got me going like dried out champaign

shot straight into my veins. 

Now it's raining,

I'm in a sundress sitting on a street corner 

got my guitar 

singing off key 

cause I'm so drunk